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Simple Ubuntu Server Setup

Bash script i personally use to setup a new server initially.

Fire the following command:

wget -qO https://git.io/voICQ && sudo bash

Method 1: You can check for the existence of window.google_jobrunner after the page has finished loading. We are using setTimeout to take care of asynchronous Google AdSense that may not load immediately.

<script>
  window.onload = function() {
    setTimeout(function() {
      if ( typeof(window.google_jobrunner) === "undefined" ) {
        console.log("ad blocker installed");
      } else {

This is my script for handling unsolicited sales calls. I can tell by the caller id as they usually come in on our second (unpublished) phone number.

Tips

_for best effect… leave off ‘Thank’ to make it sound like the tape already started…

The Script

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	<?php

	/**
	* Laravel Version Check
	*
	* @return bool
	*/
	private function isLaravel4()
	{
	return version_compare(get_class($this->app) . '::VERSION', '5', '<');

	#!/bin/sh

	# PATH TO YOUR HOSTS FILE
	ETC_HOSTS=/etc/hosts

	# DEFAULT IP FOR HOSTNAME
	IP="127.0.0.1"

	# Hostname to add/remove.
	HOSTNAME=$1

	#!/bin/sh

	# genssl.sh - Generates all required certificate files in one go. Written in
	# 2014 by Patrick "Argure" Godschalk <[email protected]>.
	#
	# To the extent possible under law, the author has dedicated all copyright and
	# related and neighbouring rights to this software to the public domain
	# worldwide. This software is distributed without any warranty.
	#
	# You may view the CC0 Public Domain Dedication at

	#!/bin/sh

	# (The MIT License)
	#
	# Copyright (c) 2013 M.S. Babaei
	#
	# Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
	# of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
	# in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
	# to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell

	<?php

	/**
	* Ported from Laravel 4 for external usage.
	*/
	function is($pattern, $value) {
	if ($pattern == $value) return true;

	$pattern = preg_quote($pattern, '#');

	<?php
	@header('X-Robots-Tag: "none, noindex, nofollow, noarchive, nosnippet, noodp, notranslate, noimageindex"');

	server {
	listen 80;
	listen 443 ssl;
	server_name www.domain.tld;
	return 301 $scheme://domain.tld$request_uri;
	}