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Lyrics of Master of Puppets rewritten to Faster of Puppet
End of development play, crumbling away
I’m your source of code-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death’s construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You’re dedicated to
This build is killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Jenkins master
Your job builds faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppet it's pulling some strings
Twisting your code and smashing your bugs
Binded IP, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Needlework the day, never your code will betray
Life or death code becoming clearer
Code monopoly, ritual mystery
Chop your access on a dev-tier
Compile me you will see
More is all you need
You’re dedicated to
How it's killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Jenkins master
Your job builds faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppet I’m pulling some strings
Twisting your code and smashing your bugs
Binded IP, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Master, master
Where’s the bugs that I’ve been after?
Master, master
You promised only files
Laughter, laughter
All I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at my cries
Fix me
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending haze, drift on numbered builds
Now your job is out of season
It will occupy
It will help you die
It will run through you
Now it rules you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your Jenkins master
Your job builds faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppet I’m pulling some strings
Twisting your code and smashing your bugs
Binded IP, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
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